I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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