I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
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my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
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You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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