I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
worst night to have a conscience
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
it glows. i had to have it.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Randomize
