Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
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Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize