i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
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Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
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new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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