What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I don't deserve a penis
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
i think i just naturally attract stoners
Randomize
