While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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