I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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