No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
me + whiskey = a bad person
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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