we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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