I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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