Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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