i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
Randomize