Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
Randomize
