whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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