I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
Randomize
