i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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