No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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