Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
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i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
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My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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