my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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