I could make wine with my vomit
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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