the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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