So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
How does one acquire holy water?
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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