She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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