Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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