Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
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