erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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