this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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