Umm I'm too high to move.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
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Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
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I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
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