piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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