K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
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