Can i not drive my cunt home
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
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