my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
Randomize
