Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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