Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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