I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Small penises have feelings too.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
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Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
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Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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