I feel like I'm in dance class right now
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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