If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Please don't give away my fajitas
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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