i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
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