We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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