I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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