Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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