Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
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doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
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You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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