..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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