Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
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You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
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The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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