I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
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