There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
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i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
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I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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