Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
We have so much sex to catch up on
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
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