if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
I need help removing her.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
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