You surviving the open bar?
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help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
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Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
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Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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