still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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