Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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