All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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