No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
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