There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
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i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
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Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
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